Thursday, January 03, 2008

Who Doesn't Need One of These?

OK...I know I said I would lay off promoting stuff for awhile, but I have to share this latest must-have:

Hail Hail, the Gang's All Here Emergency Pass to Heaven

Turns out, Sister Mary Martha has a product line. Well of course she does. Here is her description of the above pictured saint bracelet:

If you manage to make a good confession before you kick the bucket, you'll make it to heaven to matter how rotten you were(if you are truly sorry. The trick is you have to have a priest to absolve you.)

So you'll definitely want this useful bracelet. The front is littered with heavenly help and the back gives instructions to the EMT's who are scraping you off the street to CALL A PRIEST.

On the front of the medal we have Jesus and Mary Themselves, St. Anthony (so you don't lose your soul, too), St. Christopher (patron saint of travelers) and the Holy Spirit to guide your soul in the right direction, just in case you've laid in the ditch too long.

On the back the Miraculous Medal and Our Lady of Perpetual Help. What a bonanza!

Available for very reasonable prices through her on-line store Heaven Help Us, which resides on the Etsy handmade goods site. Check it out: more Sister Mary Martha stuff.

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