Kidspeak

Kidspeak. Toddler talk. We parents get pretty good at deciphering our kids' muddled attempts to speak everyday English. Just today my son asked me when we could go visit cousin "Domino" (he meant Dominic). That got me thinking about a few memorable words and phrases that my two little people have unwittingly bungled (or improved upon, you decide).

corn-on-the-bob






Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with you. Blessed are you among women and blessed is the fruit of your tree, Jesus.




God's outfit





money card





Abraham Lickin'




Communion waiver




How can I get one of those money machines?




Darth Tater
(The toy really exists but little man referred to the movie character as such for at least a year.)




Are we having cow bones for dinner?





Block and Buster





I'll have a Friday sandwich.




pokey





The guy who brings stuff from ebay







Freaky Fried Chicken





lellow





Missy Mouse




butcakes




movie heaters




Jennifer Grievous





Owivia




hot log







"In the name of the Father, the fun, and the Holy Spirit..."